brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

(via danytargaryenz)

ayealiya:

my life

jerkidiot:

teenagerdestr0yed:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

i lied to all of you

im actually a 47 year old man making my grandson post for selfies

and im sorry

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*sweats nervously* uhM my grandpa gave birth at 14 and my dad gave birthday at 18

Men can give birth?

*SWEATS REALLY NERVOUSLY*

(via laughbitches)

lecterings:

when someone finds an old picture of you

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and whoever found it just goes

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(via illestboyeva)

triplescar:

sex with a robot would be fucking metal

(via princessskittybot)


creepingyoulikethensa:
came in like a wrecking ball
yencid:

me on my way to your bed.

yencid:

me on my way to your bed.

(via anghelmariuh)